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How to get Laid |
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- Get reincarnated as a chicken. 250 million eggs are laid every day.
- Pretend you're a brick.
- Make improper suggestion to your boss, and get laid off work.
- Pick a fight with a professional boxer, and get laid out in the ring
- Expose yourself, and get laid tonight bare.
- Author a White Paper, and get laid before Parliament.
- Become a Rastafarian, and get laid back.
- Pull in to a lay-by.
- Surprise someone, get waylaid.